you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for help
what am i doing in this movie
the paycheck wasnt worth it
i regret this decision greatly
THATS SO FUNNY
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my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day
So one of my friends was having a party at his house, and this one guy was being a total dick and my friend wanted him to leave. My friend was pretty drunk, and apparently the other guy was hopped up majorly on coke, and the guy was refusing to leave so it turned into a fight except this guy goes crazy and pulls out a knife and STABS MY FRIEND TWELVE FUCKING TIMES, puncturing both of his lungs and leaving stab wounds on my friends lower stomach, back, and neck and my fiance was HOLDING HIS BLEEDING OUT WOUNDS AND CALLING 911
And yeah it was pretty touch and go for a bit there but my friend made a full recovery and came home yesterday so my fiance and I got him this cake.
He loved it.
C’mon guys. My friend got stabbed and we got him a sorry you got stabbed cake.
I told him I’d make him internet famous, don’t let me down guys.
not gonna lie I woulda paid good money to see the faces made by the people who had to take the order and decorate the cake
An aesthetic is a fake leg (or arm) that people use when they got no limbs
pretty sure that’s a prosthetic
*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*
But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.
this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life
the story behind this photo was: she actually cut her foot, and having a great sense of humor, posed for this photo.
omg i never noticed that thing on her foot
NOTICE THE THING ON HER FOOT
THIS IS TRUE COURAGE
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